Food and Drink; 252 Jokes

Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy

Waiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy

Sardar: To Phr?

Waiter: 20 Rupy To Dain!

Sardar: Nhi Yara, Ham Tmhara Double Insult Nhi Kar Sakta...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bahar Ka Mat Khana.

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
angoor:log itne ganday hotay

angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chicken And Waiter

One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?

Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….

Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?

Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….

Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?

Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte

Girl Friend Aur Boy Friend Resurant Mein Khana Khane Gaye.

Unhone Waiter Ko Order Diya Aur Waiter Ne Khana Table Par Lagaya.

Ladki Ne Jaldi Se Khana Khana Shuru Kar Diya,

Boy Friend Bola: “Suno Jara”
Girl Friend: “Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte”
Khane Ke Baad
Girl Friend: “Ab Bolo”

Boy Friend: “Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap Bhi Doodh Check Kar Ke

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya”

Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: “Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Thha?”

Santa: “Niimboo Pani Mein“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Halwayi Apni Mithayi Khud Nahi Khata

Santa Ka Dost Banta Usski Mithayi Ki Dukan Per Jata Hai, To Santa Ko Puchhta Hai.

Banta: “Teri Dukan Pe Mitthai Hai Tera Dil Mithayi Khane Ko Nahi Karta?”

Santa: “Karta Toh Buhut Hai Yaar, Par Papa Marenge Isliye Jo Jo Pasand Hoti Hai, Unhe Khali Chaat-Chaat Kar Wapas Rakh Deta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Srdar in Coffee shop

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE.

Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE.

Mehman: Nahi shukria main pehle he 4 le chuka hoon.

Shiekh: waise Liye to aap ne 7 hain
lekin
khair yahan gin kon raha hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Drinkers Gang

Drinkers Gang- Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samne wale 3 ped 6 nhi dikhte
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Bar owner-bas kro kamino, samne 1 hi ped hai.

Ab kya jungle
banaoge :-D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kitchen mein cooker

Kitchen mein cooker aur kadai hote hain...

Cooker: haye tu kitni kaali hai.

Kadai: Sale phir bhi mujhe dekh kar seeti marta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daru peeney se

Updesh-

"Daru peeney se jindagi ki problem solve nahi hoti..."

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*Gyaan*

Aise to juice pine se bhi konsi hone wali hai..?

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So
Cheersss....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kitchen mein cooker

Kitchen mein cooker aur kadai hote hain...

Cooker: haye tu kitni kaali hai.

Kadai: Sale phir bhi mujhe dekh kar seeti marta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Amrood khaty waqt

Amrood khaty waqt agar keera nazar aa jaye to bohat dil kharab hota hai,

magar...

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ziyada jaan uss waqt nikalti hai..

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jab..

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keera aadha ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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