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Khane Ki Koi Chez

Wife Shoping Kr K Ai
Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola

Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
...
Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi

Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
a De Saamne Smoking…??

AbbSardar Smoking In Front Of His Father ..

His Friend: Oye ! Abba De Saamne Smoking…??

Sardar: Abba Hi Hai Na..
Petrol Pump Te Nahi … !!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
sts For Dinner

GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Howvto purchase cigret?

Pathan to dukandaar.
bhai jaan cigrate to dena,
Dukandaar:
Kon Sa?
Pathan"
Jis main se dhooa niklai........

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardar goes hotel

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
eating he goes to wash his hands but starts
washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji,
aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar
board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Khane Ki Koi Chez

Wife Shoping Kr K Ai
Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola

Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
...
Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi

Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid: Éggs’ Mother

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
First order.

Santa Found Answer 2 d Most Difficult Question
Ever
What Comes 1st dT Chicken Or Td Egg? O Yaar
Jiska Order Pehle Doge
Vo Aayega!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Drink coffee

Santa & Banta Were Discussing
Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep
Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hotel's food

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?
Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas
Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chiken wings

Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do you eat fish?

Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aam ka achar

Sardar’s Poetry For Her Lover
Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai
Kuch B Hai To Mera Pyar Hai
Aur Mereee Is Request Pe Zara Ghaur Karna
Kyunk Propose Kar Raha Tumhein Sardar Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Color is not as apple.

Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tea taste

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -
BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”
ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE
DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA
AATA.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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