Food and Drink; 252 Jokes

fly on vacation

In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)
Routine Check Up In Chandni Bar

Doctor: Aapko pata hai sharab peena haanikaarak hai…. aur is baarey main mujhe aapse baith kar baat karni hai.

Patient: Theek hai doctor, Sham ko chandni bar mein milte hain wahan baithte hain……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khana Khaya Kya

Naman: Yaar Chaman tune us aadmi ko itna bura kyu peeta?
Chaman: Usne mujhe poocha ke “Khaana khaaya kya”?

Naman: Arey, bhala kya galat poocha, bekar hee maar diya tune

Chaman: Main uss time toilet se potty karke aa raha tha…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se

Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
dil

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel

Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.

Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pizza

Santa orders Pizza..
Waiter: Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces..?
Santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaaye ni jaane..:-D

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
AAJ Tab tak piyenge

Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge
jab tak woh saamne wale 3
ped(tree)6 nai dikhte

pub manager-saalon bas karo
saamne pehle se hi 1 ped he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
maid

a lady asked from a new maid plz clean the fridge in an hour
when she come after an hour she asked whether he had clean the fridge or not? he said yes mam all the things were good but grapes were very tasty

by Anwaar Bhatti (few years ago!)
Jab B m tumhre ghr khana

GOLU-Jab B m tumhre ghr khana khata hu
Tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor kar dekhta h KYO?
MOLU-kyuki kutta apni Plate phchanta h mere dost.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo

Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour

Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai

Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is different between coffee shop & WINE shop

Santa> What is different between COFFEE shop & WINE shop

Banta> coffee shop is the starting point of LOVE and wine shop is last point of LOVE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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