Search Results for 'chai'
Teen Dost Gappy Hank Rahy Thy
Ek Kehne Laga Main Itni Garam
Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Hont Jal Jaty Hain
Doosra Kehne Laga Main Is Qadar Garam
Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Aantyn Aur Medah Tak Jal
Uthta Hai..
Teesra Jo Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Kehne Laga Main
To,
Paani, Doodh, Patti Aur Cheeni Moun Main Daal Ke
Choolhey Pe Baith Jata Hoon...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Circuit -Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection
apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
Munnabhai -Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circuit -Nehin bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki
uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.
Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.
Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani
nahi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Papa to Santa: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?
Santa: Mein han ji.
Papa: Oh kaise ?
Santa: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha
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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Kya tumhare mobile main paise hain?
Admi: Haan hain.
Pathan: To 2 "Chai" hi mangwa lo.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la:
Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la: “btao tmhari akhri khwahish kia hai?”
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Sardar: menu dar lag reya a, mera hath pharr lawo:)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, “aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”
Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”
Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi,
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai
Doctor:
Kya Hua?
Makhi:
Bas 1 Memon Ki Chai Me Gir Gai Thi
Ullu K Patthy Ne Chos Chos K Bura Haal Kr Dia.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa : Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
Waiter : Hamare yahan gaai ka dhoodh aata hai.... Madhuri ka nahin.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ak aadmi dusre aadmi se bola:
1 aadmi : kash mujhe pyar ho jaye,kash mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye
2nd aadmi:are kya, to pagal ho gya aisa kya bol rha hai
1 aadmi : yaar log kehte hai na ki jab kise ko pyar ho jaye to uske rato ki neend aur din ka chain ud jata hai ,esliye keh rha hu ki mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye,sali mujhe to neend bahut ati hai....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Xam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tunekya likha ?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai .........!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)