Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha
Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha
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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 746 views
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