Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 541 views

Sardar

Sardar 2 servant:go & water the plants.

Servant:it is already raining sir.

Sardar:then w8? take an umberella & go.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

remix

Faraz” yaron ko azma k Dekh liya
Prdy mein bula k Dekh lya
Mot B Hm se dor Bhagti hy”Mohsin”
Car k Nechy aa k dekh lya
Mrta Nhi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
“Sagr”
Safeguard se B Nha k Dekh lya
Koi Sunta Nhi Faryad-E-”Ghalib”
Radio pe B ga k Dekh lya
DIL ka B pata Nhi Chal Rha”Wasi”
XRAY B kra k Dekh lya.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?

Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
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Lalu:Na!
Obama:Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr
leta h.
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Lalu:Tumko ata Hai?
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Obama:Ya! Lalu:Sasura fir tohre aur kutte me frk kya h...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon

Film Actress Meera Yesterday screamed in an interview:

"Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon to Mera Baap Marr Jaaye".

The City District Government of Lahore has reported that 26 Men from
various parts of Lahore simultaneously suffered a Heart Attack last night.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.

Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.

Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)