Search Results for 'chai'

Larki ko respect

Larki ko respect deni chaiye..
Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain ;) :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Begam ek cup garma-garam

013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
do
jara..
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teri yaad main nend udti hai

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chae to bna do

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana
doonga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Govt. Job

In an interview for a Govt. job.
Chairman: What can you do well?
Candidate: Nothing.
Chairman: Good. You are the right person for this
job.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1000 ka note

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?
Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?
Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny

1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Funny

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boss ki wife

Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi. Usne
secretary ko boss ke god
me baithe dekh liya. Boss bina ghabraye bola,
“Kaan kholkar sun lo. Budget ki
chahe kitni hi kami ho, mein ek chair se kaam nahi
chala sakta.
Dusri chair kharidne ka order aaj hi de do”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jaan Bachai,

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
purani sarhee

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun? Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mout ki sza

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gai
Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?
Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 jan bchai

Aj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai
Pucho Kaise?
Bhikhari Ko Pucha:
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?
Bola:Khushi Se Mar Jaunga
Maine Nahi Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar went to toilet

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar k0 electric chair

Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la:

Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la: “btao tmhari akhri khwahish kia hai?”
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Sardar: menu dar lag reya a, mera hath pharr lawo:)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)