Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao

Santa : Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.

Waiter : Hamare yahan gaai ka dhoodh aata hai.... Madhuri ka nahin.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 917 views
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