Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao
Santa : Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
Waiter : Hamare yahan gaai ka dhoodh aata hai.... Madhuri ka nahin.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 867 views
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