khoon de ke jaan bachai.

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 621 views
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Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO

ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?

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Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

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ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p

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Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
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beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya
aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya ."

Student:You have been "GANGULIFIED"!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha

Mana K PAKISTAN Azad Ha,
Our Is Main,
HYDERABAD
FAISALABAD
ISLAMABAD Ha..
Laikin Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha.
Jis Main,
LIAQTABAD
KARIMABAD
NAZIMABAD
QUAIDABAD
GREEBABAD
SHAREEFABAD
AZEEZABAD
HUSSAINABAD
MEHMODABAD Ha…
Our In Sab Ka Baap ABC Ha,
Jis Main HUM Abad Hain..
New Message Ha Taza Taza.
Phenk Do Market Main.
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BANTA ne HAJAMAT ki dukan kholi...

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Santa- Haan.

Banta (Mucch kat ke)- le rakh le, jahan rakhni hai..

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Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma.

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

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Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha: Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)

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