Swimming pool

Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki
uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.
Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.
Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani
nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 556 views
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