1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi,
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai

Doctor:
Kya Hua?

Makhi:
Bas 1 Memon Ki Chai Me Gir Gai Thi
Ullu K Patthy Ne Chos Chos K Bura Haal Kr Dia.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 974 views

Sardar with a new mobile called

Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed


Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.

After killinG

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Choose number

Choose 1 number k ap ki shadi kis gharane me ho gi.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

ufff. Ap ho tum mat chuno kiun kisi ki zindagi kharab karte ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird

Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya he.
Banta -Tuje kaise pata?

Snta-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha he..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ipl main hisa lia

sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya gabber k bowlers
ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run
diye.
batao kyu?
q ki wicket keeper thakur tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)