1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi
1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi,
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai
Doctor:
Kya Hua?
Makhi:
Bas 1 Memon Ki Chai Me Gir Gai Thi
Ullu K Patthy Ne Chos Chos K Bura Haal Kr Dia.
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