Sararti Student

Xam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tunekya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai .........!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
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