Papa to Santa: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?

Santa: Mein han ji.

Papa: Oh kaise ?

Santa: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 933 views

Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki

Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me
na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 dafa gas chhod chuki hu par
kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye" .
(1 week baad) .
Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di? Meri gas
me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai" .
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai Ab
hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agar tum ek jungle

Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can u think k

Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Students were asked to write a "Sign Board" for traffic for University gate;
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They wrote: "Drive carefully, don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)