Papa to Santa

Papa to Santa: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?

Santa: Mein han ji.

Papa: Oh kaise ?

Santa: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 635 views
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