To 2 "Chai" hi mangwa lo.
Pathan: Kya tumhare mobile main paise hain?
Admi: Haan hain.
Pathan: To 2 "Chai" hi mangwa lo.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 734 views
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