aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai
Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, “aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”
Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”
Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya
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