Search Results for 'agar'

Noice Polution

Teacher: Baccho agar noice polution kam karna hai to kya karna chahiye?

Chaman: Teacher simple hai hamein apney kaan bandh kar lena chahiye…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati Patni Funny Chemistry

Patni: Suno agar main mar jaaungi, toh aap royenge kya?

Pati: Toh abhi kya hans raha hoon kya……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bholu: Yaar Ek Baat Bata Pappu

Bholu: Yaar Ek Baat Bata Pappu, Agar Girlfried Ho Toh Kaisi Honi Chahiye?
Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar Girlfriend Toh Aisi Ho Jiski Ankein Aishwarya Jaisi, Baal Kareena Jaise, Aur Chal Katrina Kaif Jaisi Ho…
Bholu: Pagal Sun, Girlfriend Aisi Ho Jo 5 Logo Ke Beech Khadi Ho Sake, Na Ki Aisi Jisko Dekh Kar 5 Logo Ka Khada Ho Jaaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baba ranchoddas said

Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
student



Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by zohaib (few years ago!)
Ladki-parso me tume rakhi

Ladki-parso me tume rakhi bandhne ayi thi, par tumne nhi bandhwai, q?

boy-Agar me tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya bandhwayegi
ladke mahan he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.

Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A policeman caught a Pathan

A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?”

Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Koi Larki Bhai Keh Day

Agar Koi Larki Bhai Keh Day
To Ghbraane Ka Nahe..!!
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1 Chamaat Laga Ka Bolo
Idhar Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Ghar Jaao… =P ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Shehzada Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag

kya lo gay???????
student: paisa

teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee


student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta hai.........:)

by ahsan raza (few years ago!)
Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to

Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to tum dubara shaadi karoge?

Pati: Bilkul nahi.

Patnai: Mujhe yakeen hai tum dubara shaadi karoge.

Pati: Ok, mein shaadi karunga.

Patni: Kya tum usko hamare bed pe sulaoge?

Pati: Yes.

Patni: Kya tum meri jeans usko dalne doge?

Pati: Nahi, Voh tumhare se lambi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.

NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.

Magar adhe raste se vapis aa gaye!

Tamils said: Aaj AMAWAS hai, Chand to hoga nahi na..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha

Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha.

Mr Funny ne Hindi newspaper me advt di:

"Agar kisi ko kabhi kisi Gadhe ki zarrut ho to mujhe yaad karna. Mera mobile no hai: 981******."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Short Man: Are Mr Funny bole to

Short Man: Are Mr Funny bole to, agar bina daanton ka Kuta kat le
to kya karny ka ?

Mr Funny: Very simple bhai, bole to bina Sui ke 14 injection lagvane ka...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)