Pathan ki bike Gum hogai
Woh khushi Me nachne Laga
1 Aadmi Ne poocha isme
khushi ki kya bat hy

Pathan: yara agar hum bike pe
betha Hota To Ham B Gum ho jata.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 644 views

Pathan ki tasdeeq

Pathan ne botal me se aik chamch dost ko pila kar pocha meetha hai ki
dost:nai
pathan:is ka matlb hai docter ne joth bola hai k humare beshab me shogar hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?

Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK….?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????

Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munna ab chalne laga hai.

Wife: Munna ab chalne laga hai.
Husband: Kab se?

Wife: 8 din se.

Husband: Are tum ab bata rahe ho, wo kaafi dur nikal chuka hoga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)