Sath Mein Free Thode Dunga
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: “Agar Amrud Mein Se Keeda Nikla To?”
Pathan: “To Saaf Baat Hai, Hum Keede Ke Alag Se Paise Lega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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Woman: Do you have a flat?
Man: No
Woman: Do you have a camry car?
Man: No
Woman: How much is your salary?
Man: No salary
but
Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.
Man: (talks to himself)
I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches
Why do I still need to buy camry?
How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS? :/
MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say..
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A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Maolana Sb Moharam Ma Wa`Az Kar Rahe Thhe
K Medan-E- Karbala Ma
Zalmon Ne Muslmaano Ka PAANI Band Kar Diya Hazreen Par Is Jomlee Ka Koi Assar Na Parra Pher Maolana Sb Bole Khana B Band Kar Diya
Pher B Koi Awaz Na Aai
To Moalana Sb Ne Cheinkh Kar Kaha Or To Or Zalmon Ne “NASWAR B BAND KAR DIYA”
To Saare Ka Saara Majma Cheikh Uthha
Ha Ey
Haa Eyyy
Haaa Eyyyyy
Haaaaaeeyyyyyyy
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Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
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