Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such
a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!
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A teacher broke traffic signal
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Police officer arest her
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Teacher please let me go"I am a teacher"
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Police officer"oh ho i have waited this moment
whole year"
Now write 10000 times that
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Ye Hota Hai Badla
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rangon kyoon lagaya hai?
Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlai ki tayyari kar rahein hai.
Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain...
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Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Difference … :p
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Teacher: “What’s something that you need,
That you can’t see or
feel.. ??
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Student in 2000:” Air..”
and
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Students 2013: “Wi-fi”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. Ne Mreez Ki Memory Clear Kr Di
Or Pocha:Kuch Yad Aa Rha He.?
Mreez:G Sirf Bv
Dr:Sub Kuch Formate Ho Gya He
Mgr
Virus Nhi Gya.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)