Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.

Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 753 views
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8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 machachar bike par ja rahe the

2 machachar bike par ja rahe the tabhi hathi ne lift mangi
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to ek machchar khada ho kar bola dekh le phir teri maa bolengi ke lafango ke sath ghum raha hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
jahaz main kafi log

Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the
achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira,
jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik
nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal
aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &
Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao,
ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

dukandar:what is black bulb

pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

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Sardar ko bar bar

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Radio or Akhbar

Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?

Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye. Mene to kaha tha na ki agar tum 12th pass ho jaogey to mein tumhe motorcycle dilaunga.

Beta: Mujhe pata hai papa.
Papa: phir tu fail kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Mein motorcycle chalana sikh raha tha.

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Patient : I always see spots

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

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