Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P
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