Santa: Banta Agar Yeh Ladki Meri Naa Hui Toh Mein Kisi Ke Na Hone Dunga!!

Banta: Santa! Yaar Tu Sahi Keh Raha Hai! Par Agar Yeh Teri Ho Gaaaye Toh Sabki Hone Dega!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 726 views

Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.

Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha

“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,

Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,

Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,

Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”

Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”

Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut?

Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut? Awaaz aaye: Yes!
Faqeer: 2 large pizza aur 1 coke bhej do.
Awaaz aaye: Kiss kay naam pay? Faqeer: Allah kay naam pay baba.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maa Ki Dead Body

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi,
Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper
2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye,
Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,
Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye,
Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn
Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or
Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Pizza Hunt: yes sir

Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo

Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)