Santa: Banta Agar Yeh Ladki Meri
Santa: Banta Agar Yeh Ladki Meri Naa Hui Toh Mein Kisi Ke Na Hone Dunga!!
Banta: Santa! Yaar Tu Sahi Keh Raha Hai! Par Agar Yeh Teri Ho Gaaaye Toh Sabki Hone Dega!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 734 views
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