pathan
A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 859 views
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