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2 phtano k dermayan larai hui

2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What are u doing now a day

Pathan: What are you doing now a days
Friend: I’m doing my FSc.
Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep
your study ahead.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yar jahaz jab chalta hai to..

Sardar to pathan!
yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka
darwaza q band hota hai?
pathan”
kafi dair sochny k bad.
yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor sb yeh dawai kahin se nahi mil rhi...

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil
rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan aur College Ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hum yahan nahi rhe ge

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor. tumhari sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
.
.
.
Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Phtan kone main chup ke

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Konsa road

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur
paseena ponchhty huwy bola:
Yaara, ye konsa road tha?
Itna speed breaker?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 saal bri

Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!
Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Soraj rat ko kiun nahi niklta

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hum yahan nahi rhe ge

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
.
.
.
Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Konsi ungli main haddi nhi hoti

Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Santa! Dastaney ki...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Darhi monch

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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