Search Results for 'pathan'

Deadly IQ Question

Deadly IQ Question.
Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”
Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Farishte Qabar Mein

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy
Thay...!!!
Woh Hans Raha Tha..
Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..
Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Light Theory

Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan rooz sugar check karta

ek pathan roz kitchen ja kar cheeni ka dabba kholta aur band kr deta...
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kyun k doctor ne kaha tha: apni sugar roz check kia karo... :D :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
The best Shair

The best shair written on A rickshaw!
Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…
Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chae to bna do

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana
doonga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Phatan or Gadha

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ist position

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News
channel walu ne pucha
K ab kia kro gay? Pathan
bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bahaduri wala kam

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte
Ho?
Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...
Admi: Woh Kaise??
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo
Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bahaduri wala kam

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte
Ho?
Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...
Admi: Woh Kaise??
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo
Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
April fool

Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Challak Miyan Biwi

Pathan:: Light nhi hai tau kambakht pankha hi chala do...

Biwi:: Aakhir pathan hi ho na, aqal tau hai hi nhi...
pankha chala diya tau mom-batti bhuj jayegi, pher andhery ma kia karogy.. :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Pathan ne chori ki

pathan ne aik ghar ma chori ki...
sab kuch lutny k bad
jaynamaz bhi utha li....

Malik bola: "ye Jaynamaz tau chorr jao"

Pathan:
Khocha hum tum ko kia kafir nazar ata hai.. :D :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Pathan vs larki

Pathan:tumare pen me ink nai hai kia
girl:andhe hu likh tu raha hai
pathan:chalu apna number likh k dekhao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Quaid E Azam ka mazar

Pathan : meri oulaad nahi hoti.
Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
Dost: kiya hua?
Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)