Sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
.
.
.
Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 971 views
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