2 phtano k dermayan larai hui
2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 893 views
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