Pathan: What are you doing now a days
Friend: I’m doing my FSc.
Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep
your study ahead.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 887 views

Ek Sardar Ko Machar Ne Kata To

Ek Sardar Ko Machar Ne Kata
To Sardar Ne Poocha Tum To Raat Me Kattay Ho Abhi Kaisay
To Machar Ne Kaha Mere Ghar Kay Halat Theek Nahi Hain Is Liye
“OVER TIME” Kar Raha Hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aap To Antaryami Ho Maharaj

Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.

Jyotish: Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?

Santa: Ji Maharaj

Jyotish: Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?

Santa: ji Maharaj

Jyotish: Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?

Santa: Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho

Jyotish: Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla

Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”

Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”

Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.

Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”

Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay

Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
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Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
(‘,’)/”
<))
.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)