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1 patan ne jali note banaya

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki
topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…
=P;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
American: Can U swim?

American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u &
Dog.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
APRIL FOOL

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan:
Haan Dost: Kis K Sath?
Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab
Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gadhay Ko Bhi Bap Banana

Sardar: Yar Museebat Ke Waqt Gadhay Ko Bhi Bap Banana Parta Hai
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PATHAN Bari Himmat Hai Jo Teri Ammi Maan Jati Hai.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
meri shadi per ana

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dahi daal rahe thay!

Darya k kinaaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya mai
Dahi daal rahe thay!
Pathan ne dekha to poocha: Khocha yeh kya kar
rahe ho…?
Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain!
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha…! O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye
tum par Lateefa banatay hain…!
Itna Lassi tumhara baap piyega.Ha.ha.ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Pathan
Ans. Mard
Q k Mardon Main
UMar Sharif
Nawaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif
HaMza Sharif
Jab k aurton Me sirf
Babra Shrif
aur
Amna Sharif

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Improve your english

Improve your English!

Friend to Pathan:
Yaar Ye Tattey Khujane Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?

Pathan:
BALL Tampering…!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A pathan for an exam had studied

A pathan for an exam had studied only one essay
‘FRIEND’,
but in the exam the essay which came was
‘FATHER’ .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it
read:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Suraj pe lacture pathan ka inkar

Teacher:kal teacher kal suraj pe lacture dun gi sab ana.
Pathan:hum tu nai aae ga.
Teacher: Q?
Pathan:ami hum ku itna door jane nai dega.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sir: batao es duniya me

Sir: batao es duniya me
sub se mushkil kon paida hova
PATHAN: sir india ka
sunny deval
Sir:wo kasy?
PATHAN: sir wo kehta hai
Main nikla, GADDI Ly k..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Molvi ne pathan se

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain Pathan: 3 Molvi: shabash kon kon se? Pathan: Shampo! Sabun! Or Tolya!…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Chor Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya



1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.

Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.

Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Is Ka Matlab Hai

Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz



1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad Hy K

Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?

2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nahi

Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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