Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!
Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 544 views

pathan & pilot

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Purchasing New Brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marwadi Ladki Ne Apne

Marwadi Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Friend Ko Bola

Girl-Friend: “Janu, Tum Mujhe Apni Ye Diamond Ring De Do”

Boy-Friend Bhi Marwadi Hi Tha, Puchha: “Kyun?”

Girl-Friend: “Ise Dekh-Dekh Kar Main Tumhe Yaad Karungi”

Boy-Friend: “Tum Chaho To Aise Bhi Yaad Kar Sakti Ho”

Girl-Friend: “Kaise?”

Boy-Friend: “Ye Soch Kar, Ke Tumne Diamond Ring Mangi Thi Aur Maine Nahi Di“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Goli se darr nahi lagta

At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts
at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The
Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta
sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Complaining

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)