Soraj rat ko kiun nahi niklta
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 803 views
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