Konsi ungli main haddi nhi hoti

Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Santa! Dastaney ki...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1035 views
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