Hum yahan nahi rhe ge
Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views
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