Pathan aur College Ki larki
Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola
I Love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 628 views
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Pyar Kya hai.. ??
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Y: Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension
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Aik sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pregnant
Orat Ko Dekh Kr
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Restaurant pe soup pi raha tha.
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by taimur (few years ago!)
Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
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To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
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