Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur
paseena ponchhty huwy bola:
Yaara, ye konsa road tha?
Itna speed breaker?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 911 views

Operation dobara karna Padega

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega Q..k Rubber k gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he

Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A sardarji goes to

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Memon 14th Floor Se Neche Gira

1 Memon 14th Floor Se Neche Gira
Girte Waqt Usne
Apni Ghar Ki Khirki Me
Apni Wife Ko Roti Pakate Hue Dekha To Chilla K Bola
Meri Roti Nahi Pakana!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)