Konsa road

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur
paseena ponchhty huwy bola:
Yaara, ye konsa road tha?
Itna speed breaker?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 845 views
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