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MBA

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Future sestence

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jawani and Burhapa

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mun main pani ana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Phatan with Student Girl

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
student and teacher

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ami abu ki larai

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
I love you

Student: miss I love you ka matlab btaian

Miss: mian apse buhat payar kerti hun

Student: miss ap se zra si bat kya ker li, ap to free hi hone lag pri

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ande Or Bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ande Or Bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhook Ya Ladki

Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.

Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka..

Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.

Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.

Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai

One student was sleeping while the teacher was taking their class..

Teacher: Delhi me Kutub Minar hai..

(Teacher wakes him up)
Teacher: Repeat what I said just know

Student: Delhi me kutta bimar hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Miss Call By Miss

Student: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call kar rahi thi
Miss: No

Student: Kamaal Hai

Subha Jab main utha toh mere mobile par likha tha
Miss call.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Done Dana Done

Teacher to a student: "Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya."

Student : He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khwaaish Poora Karenge

Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki khwaaish poora karenge.

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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