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Main teri Maa Hoti

Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.

A man asked: Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.

An Interesting answer from Medical Student:
Paisa to kam kharch hota hai,
Par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
police to student

Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia.
Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein
PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho?
Student: Nai
Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho?
Student: Nai
Police: Cafe jaty ho?
Student: Nai
Police.
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en.
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA…!!!

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
cold drink

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Life of a college student

Life of a college student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Qualified MBA Marketing Student

Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
...
... he got angry & Sent a note to his
father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.:P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kanjus kise kahte hai

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai

Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte

master : very good ek example batao

student : aapki beti.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
farq kya hai

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Isko Hindi ME Convert Karo

Teacher :Isko Hindi ME Convert Karo

hey friend look a beautiful Girlis standing there".

Student: "wo dekho Saalo Tumhari BhappiKhad Hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam Ke Din Student

Exam Ke Din Ek Student Exam Se Pahle Jor Se Chillaya.

Hey Bhagwan Uthale Mujhko
Exam Ke Baad Vapas Bhej Dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Mun mai pani ana”
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kanjos kon hota hai?

Master: kanjos kon hota hai?

Student: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Rply jo na kare Woh.

Master: Uski ek Example Do.

Student: Aap ki Beti sir

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
KUTTE per Mazmoon

Teacher:

Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh

ker lane ka kaha tha

Student:

Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana

Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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