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Teacher: Agar Quiad Jinnah

Teacher:
Agar Quiad Jinnah ek din k liye
Zinda ho jaye tu kiya karengy?

Student:
Mulk Zardari say lekar wafis Angrezon
Ko de dengy aur sorry b keh dengy!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Science Teacher

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.

Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chemistry Teacher

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What happened in 1869

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths teacher

Maths teacher:
Jab main tumharay jitna tha tou mere math main 100 marks aate thay.

Student:
yes sir, aate hongay, koi acha teacher parhata ho ga aap ko..........!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne

Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge

Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha ..
Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta..

Student ho? Padte ho?'

Bacha:
"Nhi Kanjar hun,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher and Student

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Irada Pakka Ho To Sab Mil Sakta Hai

Teacher Class Mein Lecture Dete Hue Kehti Hai.

Teacher: “Agar Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Hasil Karna Chaho Woh Zarur Milta Hai”

Student: “Rehne Dein Miss, Aagar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Miss Nahi Misses Hote“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher and student

Teacher Tum Paper Me Fail Q Huay
Maine Sawal Me Choice Bi Di Thi..
Student: Kahan Choice Thi??
Write An Essay On Any One,
A ) Our President
B ) Greedy Dog...

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
ALJEBRA

A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.

Give an exmple.

STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Gadha

Pappu school mn gadha le k aya

Miss:Ye gadha,Q laye ho?

Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gadho Ko insan bnaya hy

To me ne socha is ki b"life bn jae gi .?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exams Should Be Given

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets.
u know y?
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Coz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than Writing Speed
What An Idea Sir jiii :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachar:beta is line ko 2 lafzo

Teachar:beta is line ko 2 lafzo me bolo

“me apse pyar karti hu”

Student:”sorry mem
Teri meri,meri teri prem kahani he mushkil 2
lafzo me ye byan na ho paye…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bar Engineering K Sbhi

Ek bar Engineering K Sbhi Professors Ko ek Airplane Me Bithaya Gya.

Fir Announce Kiya Gya Ki
Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai

Sab Professors Niche Utar Gye
Pr Principle Bethe Rhe.

Logo Ne Pucha – Apko Dar Nahi Lagta?

Principle-
“Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hain.
Start Hi Nahi Hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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