Teacher to a student: "Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya."

Student : He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA

Sardar: Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he

Pathan: Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chota baccha bahut der se

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

On the first day of school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)