Mun main pani ana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 879 views
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