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Teacher Example Batao

Teacher:"Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka
Example Batao.. ??
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Student:"Active - Voice:"Tere Mast Mast 2
Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain"
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Passive Voice:"Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain,

Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..:p :O :D
Teacher shocks. :P
Student rocks..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: What r the people

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek student roz roz Maths

Ek student roz roz Maths k
teacher ko phone lagata..
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Teacher's wife:-kitni baar
bataya...
k woh mar chuke hai.
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Fir baar baar phone kyu
karte ho....??
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Student :- sun ke accha
lagta
hai..:p :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.. :D

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf CAKE Aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di..

Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka..

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi..
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka..
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga..
Profesr:" Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse badi taqat hai..
Itne me last row ki bench se ek Student ki awaaz aai....
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Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekhlo, ho sakta hai wo uski “BEHAN” ho...:p :O :D :D
Students Rocks - Professor Shocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:"Can you see God

Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D

Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked

Students Thoko Like....;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher student se

Teacher student se:"Table pe ink kis ne grai
hai.. ??
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho
ge.. ??
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Studnet:
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“Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai
hai..:p :O :D:D
Student Rocks ... Teacher shocks..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Students eyes in the class

Students eyes in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)

During the exam (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?)

When invigilator comes in (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sad love story

A sad love story
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Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
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Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
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1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
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Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
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Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
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Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
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Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti

Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,

Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,
tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....

Teacher :- Dog?

Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?

Student :- Meow

Tcher- : Lion?

Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D

Student : ooo teri :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The teacher is droning away

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Engineering Student Ne

Ek Engineering Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha:
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
Kuch Dinon Baad Father Ka Letter Aaya, Jisme Likha Tha:
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Germs

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
(kavi ka Beta School Mein

(kavi ka Beta School Mein =P)

Teacher : What Is N0un??

Student : Arz Karta Hoon...
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kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...
Wah Wah...

Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...

Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!! =p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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