Khwaaish Poora Karenge

Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki khwaaish poora karenge.

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views
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