Ande Or Bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 684 views
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