student and teacher
Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1267 views
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I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.
Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.
A recent interchange went something like this:
Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."
Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha. Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha, Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha. Baaqi Sab Theek Ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye
jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho
PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya
EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.
No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband: suit bara sohna paya aay. Wife:Thanx G. Hus: Lipstick b sohni laiay.
Wife: Thanx G.
Hus:makeup v sohna kita aay. Wife: thnx G
Hus: sohni fir v nahi lagdi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan: Bhai Behn Ka
Techer: Wo Ksy?
Pathan: Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli
Dulha bola ,
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tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher to student: When were you born?
Student: 14th April
Teacher: Which year?
Student: Every year.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)