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Teacher: "I killed a person

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:There is a frog

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
For all students

For all students
Suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
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yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi ki LE rakhi hai..!!:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 engg. students padhaai kar rhe the

2 engg. students padhaai kar rhe the..
1ST- "Kya time ho gya re..??"
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2re ne, jawaab dene k bajaay saamne waale ghar pe ek patthar maara..
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Ek budhiya tilmilaate huye baahar niklee, aur boli-
"Kameeno, ab to so jaao, RAAT K 3 BAJE HAI.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?

Student: Ji DULHAN

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One person

One person :-CA karne me kitna kharch aata hai

CA Student:-Paise to bahut kam kharch hote hai bhai, par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky a fark hai?

Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher -Past, present, future

Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do

Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi

Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Medical student ne ek ladki ko

Medical student ne ek ladki ko khoone se likha LOVE letter de Kar kaha mejhe iska jawab chahiye....
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Agle din ladki:Bhaiya you blood group is B positive

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
To Reduce Depression

To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots

Sir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?

Students- KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Aapna Result Dekh Ke..

Student Aapna Result Dekh Ke..

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Kya.. Mai Fail Ho Gaya..?
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Wo Bhi English Me..

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UNPOSSIBLE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher-chand pr pehla kadam kisne

Teacher-chand pr pehla kadam kisne rakha tha?

Student-neil armstrong.
Teacher-aur doosra?

Student- hadh karte ho sir
wo langada thodi
na tha.dusra kadam
bhi usi ne rakha hoga na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath

Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath nahi hote
use hindi aur english mey kya
khte hey?

student-hindi mey "thakur"
english mey "handsfree"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
yeh kaisa signature hai ????

Teacher : yeh kaisa signature hai ????
''@@@@@@@@@''
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Student : teacher , yeh meri mummy ka sign hai =)
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Teacher : naam kya hai mummy ka ????
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Student : her name is JALEBI BAI =)))
hahahahahahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sir- samundar me nimbu

Sir- samundar me nimbu ka ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge?

Student- chidiya bankar

Sir- aadmi ko chidiya kya teri ma banayegi?

Student- samundar ped kya tera baap lagayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)