Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views

Sardar

Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”

Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,

sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai, Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,

Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

10 rupaiya dedo saab

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha

Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)