Miss Call By Miss

Student: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call kar rahi thi
Miss: No

Student: Kamaal Hai

Subha Jab main utha toh mere mobile par likha tha
Miss call.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views
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