Miss Call By Miss
Student: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call kar rahi thi
Miss: No
Student: Kamaal Hai
Subha Jab main utha toh mere mobile par likha tha
Miss call.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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