Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 723 views

Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha

Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha.

Policeman- Itni Q Pee Rakhi Hai?
Sharabi- Mazburi Thi

Policeman- Kya Mazburi Thi?

Sharabi- Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath

Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath jungle main rehta tha.

Aik din usey jungle se aik shisha mila.

Woh samjha k us k baap ki tasveer hai.

Woh usey apne ghar le gaya Or us se roz batain karne laga.

Uski bivi ko shak hoa.Aik din shohar ki gher mojudgi main usne shisha nikala

or apna aks dekh k boli"acha to yeh hai woh kalmoi jis se mera shohar batyn karta tha

"usne shisha apni sas ko dikhaya to sas ne kaha k"khair hy,budhi hy jald mar jaegi":-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue):

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??

Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.

Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zubaida appppaaaa

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein
Takleef Hoti Hy??
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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K
Nadan Totkay :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)