Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi
Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.
Pathan ne us se kaha:
O yara tum ro mat,"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."
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