Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 960 views

Blood test

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?

Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar in Train

Sardar in Train T.T:Ticket dikhao
Sardar: Ae ley

T.T:Ye to purani Ticket hy

Sardar: Te Mama!
Train keri Applied 4 aye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ghar walon k sath

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girlehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

NANI MARTE huve

NANI MARTE huve: Beta me apna FARM, TRACTORS, FARM HOUSE, ANIMALS oR 22,358,364 cash tumhare naam ker rhi hoon........

NAWASA: NANI yeh sab hay kahan????

NANI: "FACE BOOK FARMVILLE" pay BETA...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?

begum:”1 dum

admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)