Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.

Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 889 views

Pillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Height Of Nalaiq Pun…

Height Of Nalaiq Pun…

Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?

Son:
Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?

Son:
Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde was swerving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jahaz main safar

EK KHAN AUR SARD EK DOSRA KA DOST THAY.
KHAN NA SARDA SA POCHA..
KHAN:- SARDAR JI AP JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR KIYUN
NAHI KARTAY.
SARDAR:- MOJAY MARNA SA DAR LAGTA HY
KHAN:- MOUT KA TU EIK DIN MOQARAR HY PHIR
DAR KASAY
SARDAR:- MAIN BI JANTA HON KA EIK DIN
MOQARAR HY LIKAN FARAZ KAROO MAREE ABI
ZINDGI HY LIKAN POILT KAY MARNAA KA TIME AA
GIYA TU.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Barat main dish

“Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere
bhai-behen hai”
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
& thats true Indian
1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)